








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 290 | 13% |
| Smokes | 468 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 925 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 531 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $217,216 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | egirl | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | ayeejay | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Pinochet | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | ayeejay | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | ayeejay | 52% | 25 |
| #6 | Sbeveda | 44% | 36 |
| #7 | quez | 44% | 32 |
| #8 | Craves | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 55 | 0.0491 |
| #2 | Pinochet | 33 | 0.0306 |
| #3 | Sbeveda | 18 | 0.0269 |
| #4 | quez | 8 | 0.0132 |
| #5 | ayeejay | 5 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 109 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Pinochet | 102 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sbeveda | 77 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | quez | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | egirl | 15 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | egirl | +7.24 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | ayeejay | +5.11 | 84 | 40 |
| #3 | quez | +3.89 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | ayeejay | +1.67 | 69 | 31 |
| #5 | Pinochet | +1.06 | 58 | 52 |





