








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




222 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2972 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1571 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3189 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1599 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,492 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinochet | 56% | 342 |
| #2 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 55% | 311 |
| #3 | ayeejay | 54% | 178 |
| #4 | quez | 54% | 169 |
| #5 | Craves | 53% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 223 | 0.0382 |
| #2 | Pinochet | 177 | 0.0276 |
| #3 | quez | 53 | 0.0169 |
| #4 | ayeejay | 46 | 0.0134 |
| #5 | Craves | 29 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez | +3.27 | 85 | 47 |
| #2 | ayeejay | +2.43 | 79 | 27 |
| #3 | Vlad | +2.20 | 67 | 56 |
| #4 | Pinochet | +1.63 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | Sbeveda | +0.53 | 67 | 35 |





