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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 361 | 7% |
| Smokes | 1459 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1995 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1694 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,239,084 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinochet | 56% | 251 |
| #2 | Sbeveda | 54% | 178 |
| #3 | quez | 53% | 133 |
| #4 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 52% | 237 |
| #5 | Prophet Muhammad | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 133 | 0.0297 |
| #2 | Pinochet | 108 | 0.0220 |
| #3 | Sbeveda | 71 | 0.0206 |
| #4 | quez | 26 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | Craves | 20 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 496 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sbeveda | 339 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pinochet | 338 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | quez | 236 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Craves | 121 | 0.04 | 3 min |





