








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1073 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4459 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5558 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4293 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4391 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,096,974 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kora. | 53% | 81 |
| #2 | Sbeveda | 53% | 154 |
| #3 | Ruud | 52% | 111 |
| #4 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | ayeejay | 51% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 52% | 122 |
| #5 | ayeejay | 51% | 164 |
| #6 | Pinochet | 50% | 186 |
| #7 | quez | 47% | 93 |
| #8 | TwoLamu | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinochet | 72 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 66 | 0.0278 |
| #3 | Sbeveda | 57 | 0.0191 |
| #4 | Ruud | 21 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | ayeejay | 17 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruud | 615 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #2 | Sbeveda | 315 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | buyboosting.com profile #42 | 268 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Pinochet | 213 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kora. | 198 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | quez | +2.24 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | Ruud | +0.93 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | ayeejay | +0.92 | 76 | 30 |
| #4 | Craves | +0.90 | 78 | 49 |
| #5 | Pinochet | +0.83 | 68 | 51 |





