








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4768 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4700 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5158 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4728 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $780,439 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1757 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuuskis | 45% | 222 |
| #2 | Kusti | 45% | 289 |
| #3 | Rosti | 44% | 288 |
| #4 | unNootturi | 44% | 184 |
| #5 | Tu0v1n3n | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rosti | 44% | 288 |
| #4 | unNootturi | 44% | 184 |
| #5 | Tu0v1n3n | 40% | 47 |
| #6 | Mäntä | 39% | 156 |
| 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kusti | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Rosti | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Nuuskis | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Mäntä | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | unNootturi | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kusti | 754 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | Nuuskis | 634 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | unNootturi | 609 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #4 | Rosti | 443 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #5 | Mäntä | 333 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unNootturi | +3.75 | 62 | 71 |
| #2 | Cheddar | +0.39 | 47 | 70 |
| #3 | Nuuskis | -0.59 | 45 | 69 |
| #4 | Kusti | -0.97 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | Mäntä | -1.36 | 38 | 65 |





