








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2945 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2891 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2574 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2171 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,224,149 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 809 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosti | 47% | 154 |
| #2 | unNootturi | 46% | 92 |
| #3 | Cheddar | 45% | 222 |
| #4 | Kusti | 45% | 158 |
| #5 | Mäntä | 43% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cheddar | 45% | 222 |
| #4 | Kusti | 45% | 158 |
| #5 | Mäntä | 43% | 86 |
| #6 | Tu0v1n3n | 33% | 24 |
| 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheddar | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Kusti | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Rosti | 4 | 0.0012 |
| 3 | 0.0072 | ||
| #5 | Mäntä | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheddar | 729 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | Kusti | 455 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | unNootturi | 305 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Rosti | 246 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Mäntä | 206 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unNootturi | +4.47 | 64 | 73 |
| #2 | Cheddar | +0.25 | 43 | 70 |
| #3 | Nuuskis | -0.40 | 47 | 68 |
| #4 | Kusti | -0.87 | 62 | 70 |
| #5 | Mäntä | -0.87 | 39 | 61 |





