








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3341 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3172 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4533 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2505 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,711,268 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tu0v1n3n | 56% | 50 |
| #2 | Cheddar | 45% | 289 |
| #3 | Nuuskis | 45% | 158 |
| #4 | Rosti | 45% | 357 |
| #5 | unNootturi | 43% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Cheddar | 45% | 289 |
| #3 | Nuuskis | 45% | 158 |
| #4 | Rosti | 45% | 357 |
| #5 | unNootturi | 43% | 155 |
| #6 | Mäntä | 42% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheddar | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Rosti | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Mäntä | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Nuuskis | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | unNootturi | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheddar | 964 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | unNootturi | 545 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | Rosti | 543 | 0.07 | 18 min |
| #4 | Nuuskis | 471 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #5 | Mäntä | 333 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unNootturi | +3.88 | 62 | 72 |
| #2 | Cheddar | +0.62 | 48 | 72 |
| #3 | Nuuskis | -0.59 | 48 | 70 |
| #4 | Kusti | -0.74 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | Mäntä | -1.25 | 41 | 64 |





