








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 198 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1431 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1815 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1407 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,326 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rESTIN | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | dawg | 58% | 282 |
| #3 | Szakértő Bot | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Koxos | 57% | 106 |
| #5 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 56% | 375 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 58 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | DorTroM | 58 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | dawg | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Koxos | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Szakértő Bot | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DorTroM | 734 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 665 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #3 | dawg | 356 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | Koxos | 173 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | rESTIN | 67 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | +3.89 | 41 | 66 |
| #2 | dawg | +2.59 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | rESTIN | +0.76 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | Szakértő Bot | -1.01 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | DorTroM | -1.26 | 33 | 70 |





