








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 216 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5665 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5279 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8878 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 7626 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,684,447 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 975 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawg | 59% | 504 |
| #2 | rESTIN | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | Szakértő Bot | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | postalgirl | 56% | 375 |
| #5 | DorTroM | 55% | 651 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DorTroM | 119 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | dawg | 25 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | postalgirl | 24 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Searele | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Koxos | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DorTroM | 1260 | 0.11 | 28 min |
| #2 | dawg | 658 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #3 | Koxos | 309 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Searele | 140 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | rESTIN | 113 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | +3.79 | 41 | 65 |
| #2 | dawg | +2.61 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | rESTIN | -0.46 | 47 | 62 |
| #4 | Szakértő Bot | -0.67 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | DorTroM | -1.34 | 33 | 67 |





