








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3534 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5249 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4880 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2929 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,317 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szakértő Bot | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 59% | 504 |
| #3 | DorTroM | 59% | 449 |
| #4 | Searele | 58% | 48 |
| #5 | postalgirl | 58% | 282 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DorTroM | 59% | 449 |
| #4 | Searele | 58% | 48 |
| #5 | postalgirl | 58% | 282 |
| #6 | Koxos | 57% | 141 |
| #7 | Gigi❧ | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DorTroM | 89 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 83 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | postalgirl | 21 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Searele | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Koxos | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 927 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | DorTroM | 907 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #3 | Koxos | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Searele | 91 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Szakértő Bot | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | +4.01 | 40 | 63 |
| #2 | dawg | +2.69 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | Szakértő Bot | -0.64 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | DorTroM | -1.33 | 33 | 68 |
| #5 | Koxos | -1.59 | 32 | 55 |





