








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 181 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




120 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6074 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5182 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7282 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4772 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,208,600 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dawg | 59% | 449 |
| #2 | Szakértő Bot | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | postalgirl | 55% | 346 |
| #4 | Gigi❧ | 55% | 58 |
| #5 | Koxos | 55% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 107 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | dawg | 23 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | postalgirl | 23 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Searele | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Koxos | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | 1117 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #2 | dawg | 592 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Koxos | 271 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | rESTIN | 105 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Searele | 83 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dhȇ͆̂l̶̀̌̀̀u | +3.60 | 41 | 65 |
| #2 | dawg | +2.50 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Szakértő Bot | -0.44 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | rESTIN | -0.96 | 45 | 61 |
| #5 | DorTroM | -1.34 | 33 | 67 |





