








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 931 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Faceit | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10748 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7862 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5081 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6905 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,462,121 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhilMcCrackin | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | GazpachoGamez | 58% | 324 |
| #3 | yoba | 55% | 55 |
| #4 | 2kayv1n | 53% | 363 |
| #5 | sebzera | 52% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2kayv1n | +1.64 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | Saint | +1.35 | 91 | 60 |
| #3 | GazpachoGamez | +1.12 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | yoba | +0.99 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | MysTE | +0.83 | 88 | 51 |





