








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10207 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6982 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6940 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6210 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,233,920 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1032 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MysTE | 61% | 222 |
| #2 | yoba | 60% | 407 |
| #3 | GazpachoGamez | 59% | 288 |
| #4 | Stifmeister | 59% | 397 |
| #5 | Scaks | 58% | 653 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaks | 73 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | yoba | 65 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Kurisu | 28 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Stifmeister | 20 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | GazpachoGamez | 16 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2kayv1n | +2.54 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | GazpachoGamez | +1.31 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | MysTE | +1.19 | 89 | 49 |
| #4 | yoba | +0.89 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | Scaks | +0.74 | 51 | 65 |





