








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1982 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Faceit | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12085 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8942 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4640 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 8302 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,194,083 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuno | 68% | 97 |
| #2 | Saint | 53% | 266 |
| #3 | PhilMcCrackin | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | Kurisu | 52% | 190 |
| #5 | Scaks | 51% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaks | 1828 | 0.20 | 43 min |
| #2 | Saint | 1124 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #3 | Kurisu | 732 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | linK | 344 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | Stick | 223 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saint | +1.38 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | TwizzY | +1.20 | 51 | 62 |
| #3 | linK | +1.17 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | Yuno | +1.05 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | Stick | +0.94 | 66 | 49 |





