








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2091 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 640 matches | ||
| Faceit | 535 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




157 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 74,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25492 | 34% |
| Smokes | 19845 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 12133 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 16839 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,112,591 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2729 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoba | 62% | 153 |
| #2 | 2kayv1n | 58% | 653 |
| #3 | MysTE | 58% | 275 |
| #4 | Yuno | 57% | 259 |
| #5 | GazpachoGamez | 56% | 338 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saint | 107 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | 2kayv1n | 83 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Kurisu | 37 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | yoba | 30 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Yuno | 27 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2kayv1n | +2.28 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Saint | +1.51 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | MysTE | +1.40 | 88 | 52 |
| #4 | GazpachoGamez | +1.15 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | yoba | +0.80 | 68 | 50 |





