








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 390 | 16% |
| Smokes | 837 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 638 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $402,400 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nci | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | F O R E X Q | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | y | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | -Ek- | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | StarBoY | 53% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F O R E X Q | 7 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | y | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Re1n | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | kassu69 | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Lape | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StarBoY | 151 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Re1n | 127 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | y | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | -Ek- | 64 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | kassu69 | 56 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F O R E X Q | +4.47 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | -Ek- | +3.44 | 88 | 50 |
| #3 | kassu69 | +2.39 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | StarBoY | +1.79 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | v1nci | +1.56 | 82 | 71 |





