








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 732 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1213 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1425 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1091 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,075 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kassu69 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | F O R E X Q | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | virne ;) | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | -Ek- | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | y | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | y | 46% | 61 |
| #6 | StarBoY | 44% | 54 |
| #7 | v1nci | 42% | 31 |
| #8 | Re1n | 38% | 45 |
| #9 | Omenaose | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F O R E X Q | 3 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | y | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Re1n | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | virne ;) | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Omenaose | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Re1n | 158 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | StarBoY | 122 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | y | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | v1nci | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Omenaose | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F O R E X Q | +3.95 | 56 | 66 |
| #2 | kassu69 | +2.81 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | -Ek- | +1.41 | 93 | 54 |
| #4 | StarBoY | +1.24 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | Omenaose | +0.85 | 61 | 55 |





