








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 692 | 15% |
| Smokes | 959 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1596 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1237 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $594,526 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nci | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | virne ;) | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | -Ek- | 57% | 60 |
| #4 | F O R E X Q | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | kassu69 | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | F O R E X Q | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | kassu69 | 53% | 43 |
| #6 | StarBoY | 52% | 126 |
| #7 | Re1n | 51% | 106 |
| #8 | Lape | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F O R E X Q | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Re1n | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | -Ek- | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | kassu69 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | StarBoY | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Re1n | 363 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | StarBoY | 335 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | kassu69 | 155 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | v1nci | 111 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lape | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F O R E X Q | +2.32 | 52 | 56 |
| #2 | -Ek- | +2.29 | 89 | 55 |
| #3 | kassu69 | +1.89 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | v1nci | +1.30 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | StarBoY | +0.57 | 59 | 65 |





