








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1523 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1614 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1837 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1805 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $494,850 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Ek- | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | virne ;) | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | tiikeri | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | y | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | Re1n | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Superdynyy | 50% | 72 |
| #10 | TEME | 48% | 40 |
| #11 | tomfoolery test acc 123 | 47% | 77 |
| #12 | kassu69 | 34% | 38 |
| #13 | StarBoY | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Re1n | 187 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tuge | 186 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | kassu69 | 136 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | tomfoolery test acc 123 | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Superdynyy | 95 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Superdynyy | +3.07 | 59 | 56 |
| #2 | F O R E X Q | +2.96 | 61 | 60 |
| #3 | -Ek- | +2.65 | 83 | 49 |
| #4 | StarBoY | +0.23 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | y | +0.07 | 58 | 45 |





