








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6983 | 38% |
| Smokes | 5051 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2889 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3381 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,788 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxiasty | 53% | 165 |
| #2 | GIlioner :3 | 53% | 209 |
| #3 | El nino prime | 52% | 229 |
| #4 | Kamilocek126 | 50% | 121 |
| #5 | Big shaq | 49% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | El nino prime | 52% | 229 |
| #4 | Kamilocek126 | 50% | 121 |
| #5 | Big shaq | 49% | 239 |
| #6 | Carles Puyol | 47% | 202 |
| #7 | Morased | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El nino prime | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Kamilocek126 | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | GIlioner :3 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | foxiasty | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Big shaq | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIlioner :3 | 973 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | Big shaq | 644 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | El nino prime | 619 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | foxiasty | 369 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Kamilocek126 | 234 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxiasty | +2.85 | 78 | 44 |
| #2 | johnnycarlson | +1.65 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | GIlioner :3 | +1.64 | 66 | 44 |
| #4 | El nino prime | +0.52 | 72 | 62 |
| #5 | Kamilocek126 | -1.60 | 58 | 50 |





