








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 215 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1402 | 61% |
| HE Grenades | 290 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 373 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $433,425 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | 54% | 139 |
| #2 | Espionage72 | 48% | 153 |
| #3 | Kodah | 46% | 372 |
| #4 | xerotao | 45% | 165 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | 38% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | 54% | 139 |
| #2 | Espionage72 | 48% | 153 |
| #3 | Kodah | 46% | 372 |
| #4 | xerotao | 45% | 165 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | 38% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kodah | 53 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | xerotao | 28 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | BenDaBeast04 | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Jukes | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Espionage72 | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Espionage72 | 440 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kodah | 393 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | BenDaBeast04 | 293 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | xerotao | 221 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jukes | 152 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kodah | +4.91 | 81 | 41 |
| #2 | Jukes | +4.05 | 84 | 42 |
| #3 | xerotao | +4.01 | 82 | 49 |
| #4 | Espionage72 | +1.05 | 71 | 45 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | -1.66 | 56 | 31 |





