








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 445 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2104 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2805 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2587 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2137 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,712 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terry Capiche | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Espionage72 | 56% | 281 |
| #3 | xerotao | 54% | 197 |
| #4 | Cavo | 54% | 139 |
| #5 | Kodah | 54% | 469 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Espionage72 | 56% | 281 |
| #3 | xerotao | 54% | 197 |
| #4 | Cavo | 54% | 139 |
| #5 | Kodah | 54% | 469 |
| #6 | BenDaBeast04 | 49% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kodah | 51 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | xerotao | 15 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Espionage72 | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | BenDaBeast04 | 13 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Cavo | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Espionage72 | 955 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | BenDaBeast04 | 431 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kodah | 345 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #4 | xerotao | 204 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Terry Capiche | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | +2.76 | 83 | 42 |
| #2 | Kodah | +2.46 | 79 | 38 |
| #3 | xerotao | +1.39 | 77 | 43 |
| #4 | Espionage72 | -0.69 | 68 | 44 |
| #5 | Terry Capiche | -1.68 | 63 | 39 |





