








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1068 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2405 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6485 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6411 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3614 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,851,477 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | 54% | 197 |
| #2 | Kodah | 52% | 677 |
| #3 | Espionage72 | 50% | 354 |
| #4 | BenDaBeast04 | 48% | 229 |
| #5 | Cavo | 45% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kodah | 109 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | BenDaBeast04 | 22 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Espionage72 | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Jukes | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Cavo | 10 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Espionage72 | 1070 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | Kodah | 584 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| #3 | BenDaBeast04 | 466 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jukes | 230 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Cavo | 25 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xerotao | +2.29 | 79 | 43 |
| #2 | Jukes | +2.16 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | Kodah | +1.89 | 75 | 39 |
| #4 | Espionage72 | -0.63 | 69 | 44 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | -3.99 | 46 | 28 |





