








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




188 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5197 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6742 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9354 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5185 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,459,617 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1096 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | 54% | 469 |
| #2 | Espionage72 | 53% | 574 |
| #3 | xerotao | 52% | 677 |
| #4 | Cavo | 46% | 372 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | 43% | 474 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | 54% | 469 |
| #2 | Espionage72 | 53% | 574 |
| #3 | xerotao | 52% | 677 |
| #4 | Cavo | 46% | 372 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | 43% | 474 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xerotao | 95 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | BenDaBeast04 | 46 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Jukes | 34 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Espionage72 | 24 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Cavo | 18 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Espionage72 | 1822 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | BenDaBeast04 | 908 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | xerotao | 694 | 0.05 | 17 min |
| #4 | Jukes | 512 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Cavo | 70 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | +3.07 | 83 | 44 |
| #2 | Kodah | +2.55 | 76 | 41 |
| #3 | xerotao | +1.97 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | Espionage72 | -0.58 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | -4.20 | 49 | 26 |





