








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5504 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8244 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 6355 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3296 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,706,847 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terry Capiche | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | Jukes | 56% | 281 |
| #3 | Kodah | 53% | 574 |
| #4 | xerotao | 50% | 354 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | 50% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kodah | 53% | 574 |
| #4 | xerotao | 50% | 354 |
| #5 | BenDaBeast04 | 50% | 247 |
| #6 | Cavo | 48% | 153 |
| #7 | Doblinx | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kodah | 55 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | xerotao | 48 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Jukes | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | BenDaBeast04 | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Cavo | 7 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BenDaBeast04 | 623 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | Kodah | 418 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #3 | Jukes | 336 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | xerotao | 330 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | Doblinx | 186 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jukes | +2.63 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | Kodah | +2.58 | 77 | 39 |
| #3 | xerotao | +2.00 | 77 | 45 |
| #4 | Espionage72 | -0.27 | 68 | 45 |
| #5 | Terry Capiche | -0.75 | 62 | 43 |





