








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 995 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11274 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7446 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7220 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6216 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,904,723 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 盗賊 Bandit | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | ✪ El G~U~C~C~I | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Ronti | 52% | 326 |
| #4 | Kolikkoheli2000 | 51% | 227 |
| #5 | Tapsa | 50% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | n1blo | 48% | 243 |
| #8 | Lix | 46% | 56 |
| #9 | nutsack_99 - gaming since 2009 | 46% | 197 |
| #10 | Sami the public racist | 45% | 181 |
| #11 | ⛟ | 45% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n1blo | 26 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | ⛟ | 24 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Kolikkoheli2000 | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Sami the public racist | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Dawg | 12 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dawg | 1126 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | n1blo | 894 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #3 | Ronti | 844 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #4 | ⛟ | 713 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #5 | Sami the public racist | 638 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ | +3.68 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | n1blo | +2.26 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | Lix | +1.25 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | Tapsa | +0.92 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | Kolikkoheli2000 | +0.70 | 72 | 63 |





