








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5909 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9125 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6754 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7337 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5857 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,082,435 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 721 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sami the public racist | 58% | 101 |
| #2 | nutsack_99 - gaming since 2009 | 58% | 156 |
| #3 | Dawg | 55% | 133 |
| #4 | ⛟ | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | n1blo | 52% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kolikkoheli2000 | 52% | 427 |
| #8 | Tapsa | 51% | 291 |
| #9 | ✪ El G~U~C~C~I | 51% | 61 |
| #10 | Lix | 49% | 90 |
| #11 | 盗賊 Bandit | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kolikkoheli2000 | 33 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | henqka | 25 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Lix | 18 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | n1blo | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Tapsa | 10 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henqka | 1686 | 0.25 | 45 min |
| #2 | Kolikkoheli2000 | 1227 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #3 | Dawg | 592 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #4 | Tapsa | 524 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | n1blo | 397 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ | +4.45 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | n1blo | +2.22 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Lix | +2.21 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | nutsack_99 - gaming since 2009 | +1.08 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | Kolikkoheli2000 | +1.07 | 72 | 64 |





