








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3272 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2540 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3587 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2820 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,806,792 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronti | 58% | 156 |
| #2 | n1blo | 53% | 253 |
| #3 | Dawg | 53% | 354 |
| #4 | Tapsa | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Kolikkoheli2000 | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kolikkoheli2000 | 50% | 60 |
| #6 | Sami the public racist | 47% | 207 |
| #7 | henqka | 46% | 197 |
| #8 | ⛟ | 46% | 102 |
| #9 | Jääkärimeisteri | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sami the public racist | 20 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | henqka | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | n1blo | 17 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ⛟ | 12 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Dawg | 11 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dawg | 1431 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #2 | n1blo | 1040 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #3 | henqka | 1014 | 0.25 | 27 min |
| #4 | Sami the public racist | 690 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #5 | ⛟ | 460 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ | +5.09 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | n1blo | +2.79 | 73 | 68 |
| #3 | Kolikkoheli2000 | +0.97 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | Tapsa | +0.49 | 48 | 57 |
| #5 | nutsack_99 - gaming since 2009 | +0.43 | 69 | 52 |





