








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3172 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2267 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 279 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1865 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,785 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Enigma | 47% | 174 |
| #6 | Bigfatfrogg | 45% | 91 |
| #7 | Nicky | 40% | 52 |
| #8 | Straat-Kat | 33% | 54 |
| #9 | (>_VOSS_<) | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfatfrogg | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Enigma | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Straat-Kat | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | NecessaryEvil | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | (>_VOSS_<) | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfatfrogg | 154 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Enigma | 101 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | Straat-Kat | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dr.X | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | NecessaryEvil | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manik | +2.58 | 52 | 62 |
| #2 | NecessaryEvil | +2.00 | 36 | 44 |
| #3 | Dr.X | +1.34 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | G4ME_ON | +0.35 | 37 | 43 |
| #5 | (>_VOSS_<) | -0.11 | 52 | 43 |





