








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 896 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 910 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7056 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6591 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6275 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5335 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 10517 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,293,819 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frenZY | 57% | 67 |
| #2 | A.D | 53% | 108 |
| #3 | (>_VOSS_<) | 50% | 343 |
| #4 | SuperSqurrl | 50% | 163 |
| #5 | Sir mourning | 50% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfatfrogg | 20 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | SuperSqurrl | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | (>_VOSS_<) | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Nicky | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Manik | 5 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfatfrogg | 804 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | SuperSqurrl | 332 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | A.D | 310 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Manik | 249 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | (>_VOSS_<) | 178 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manik | +2.91 | 51 | 61 |
| #2 | A.D | +2.87 | 55 | 62 |
| #3 | (>_VOSS_<) | +1.83 | 47 | 50 |
| #4 | NecessaryEvil | +1.52 | 28 | 44 |
| #5 | frenZY | +1.07 | 39 | 54 |





