








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 659 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 319 | 3% |
| Smokes | 3834 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3309 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5248 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,902,506 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.D | 51% | 158 |
| #2 | G4ME_ON | 51% | 89 |
| #3 | (>_VOSS_<) | 50% | 146 |
| #4 | Bigfatfrogg | 49% | 243 |
| #5 | NecessaryEvil | 49% | 497 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Rainƒall | 45% | 86 |
| #9 | 5PPJDragon | 45% | 40 |
| #10 | BOT Alexei | 43% | 77 |
| #11 | Sir mourning | 43% | 105 |
| #12 | Manik | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bigfatfrogg | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | NecessaryEvil | 16 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | A.D | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Straat-Kat | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | G4ME_ON | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NecessaryEvil | 663 | 0.06 | 17 min |
| #2 | Bigfatfrogg | 516 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | A.D | 489 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Straat-Kat | 292 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Manik | 156 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.D | +2.51 | 54 | 63 |
| #2 | Manik | +2.30 | 45 | 59 |
| #3 | (>_VOSS_<) | +2.04 | 51 | 49 |
| #4 | NecessaryEvil | +1.39 | 34 | 46 |
| #5 | G4ME_ON | +0.28 | 34 | 40 |





