








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1695 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2714 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2247 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3082 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,394 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hase | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Munkk1 | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | KimmoC | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | TiggrU⛟ | 48% | 87 |
| #5 | Eikka | 48% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TiggrU⛟ | 48% | 87 |
| #5 | Eikka | 48% | 163 |
| #6 | possu | 47% | 122 |
| #7 | Hyyrynkujan Herttua | 44% | 118 |
| #8 | Brenan Tullimies | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eikka | 15 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | possu | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Brenan Tullimies | 11 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | KimmoC | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Munkk1 | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | possu | 221 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Eikka | 146 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | KimmoC | 121 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Brenan Tullimies | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hyyrynkujan Herttua | 85 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟☯NappiPastori☯⛟ | +2.79 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | Munkk1 | +1.49 | 70 | 37 |
| #3 | Brenan Tullimies | -0.20 | 64 | 37 |
| #4 | Hase | -0.61 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | possu | -0.88 | 58 | 48 |





