








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1318 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7478 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3460 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5889 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3503 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,991,245 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓸 | 62% | 90 |
| #2 | gre | 59% | 131 |
| #3 | ツ nano | 58% | 73 |
| #4 | ✪zeN | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | L6ngu ッ | 54% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gre | 21 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Nemts | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓸 | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ツ nano | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | . | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nemts | 693 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | ツ nano | 490 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #3 | gre | 413 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | L6ngu ッ | 147 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Spooky | 133 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | +3.27 | 90 | 51 |
| #2 | ツ nano | +2.57 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | ✪zeN | +1.73 | 58 | 79 |
| #4 | KeretzZ | +1.20 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | gre | +1.16 | 80 | 69 |





