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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 593 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3651 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2494 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3003 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2037 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,446,742 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gre | 70% | 57 |
| #2 | KeretzZ | 62% | 90 |
| #3 | i just killed my dog | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | ę§āĻā§ŖâŦâđđđâ | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gre | 70% | 57 |
| #2 | KeretzZ | 62% | 90 |
| #3 | i just killed my dog | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | 49% | 47 |
| #5 | ę§āĻā§ŖâŦâđđđâ | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i just killed my dog | 33 | 0.0355 |
| #2 | gre | 11 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | KeretzZ | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ę§āĻā§ŖâŦâđđđâ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | 215 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | KeretzZ | 209 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | gre | 187 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | ę§āĻā§ŖâŦâđđđâ | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | i just killed my dog | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeretzZ | +2.33 | 61 | 67 |
| #2 | gre | +2.17 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | OutJusTicE.. aka Rines | +1.71 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | i just killed my dog | +1.62 | 55 | 44 |
| #5 | đđĒđŊđ¸ | +0.65 | 63 | 40 |





