








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 475 | 32% |
| Smokes | 339 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 357 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 296 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,295 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuustoNaksuu | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Urosin | 75% | 8 |
| #3 | Reapex | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | EzP | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | beto | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Korey | 67% | 3 |
| #8 | veewooveewoo | 63% | 8 |
| #9 | nozzy | 60% | 5 |
| #10 | ✪ FiRE2k | 20% | 5 |
| #11 | wohoo | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veewooveewoo | 3 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | ✪ FiRE2k | 2 | 0.0235 |
| #3 | sumutussi | 2 | 0.0500 |
| #4 | nozzy | 1 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | Korey | 1 | 0.0286 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Urosin | 27 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #2 | ✪ FiRE2k | 19 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | JuustoNaksuu | 11 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | nozzy | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | EzP | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuustoNaksuu | +8.29 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | sumutussi | +6.40 | 96 | 48 |
| #3 | EzP | +5.13 | 88 | 80 |
| #4 | Korey | +4.67 | 98 | 70 |
| #5 | wohoo | +4.11 | 74 | 58 |





