








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 828 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1523 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1515 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1667 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1457 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,343,609 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo | 38 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | patu | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | rakSu | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Zraix | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | aaro | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aapo | 979 | 0.23 | 30 min |
| #2 | patu | 227 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | rakSu | 165 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | aaro | 63 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jeb | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rakSu | +3.97 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | aapo | +3.84 | 92 | 65 |
| #3 | JuustoNaksuu | +1.98 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | patu | +1.84 | 81 | 70 |
| #5 | cool awp ace | +1.61 | 78 | 49 |





