








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1001 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7612 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8097 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10270 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7677 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,097,488 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2669 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | 71% | 141 |
| #2 | fisken | 65% | 77 |
| #3 | patu | 61% | 141 |
| #4 | EzP | 57% | 208 |
| #5 | Ricixixixix | 55% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gigabit- | 54% | 100 |
| #8 | GeT_RiGhT | 52% | 61 |
| #9 | Heinz | 49% | 65 |
| #10 | ♿ deemo | 49% | 74 |
| #11 | Acog | 45% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | patu | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | EzP | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | roberto | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | 150k | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | gigabit- | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EzP | 762 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | roberto | 445 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | gigabit- | 428 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | patu | 422 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | Ricixixixix | 301 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roberto | +4.04 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | fisken | +2.86 | 93 | 47 |
| #3 | GeT_RiGhT | +1.63 | 72 | 74 |
| #4 | ♿ deemo | +1.18 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | gigabit- | +0.96 | 82 | 74 |





