








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 444 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 219 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,839 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5155 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4669 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2331 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4012 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $484,621 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Deimos | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | Joonthom | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | zwizu. | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | ✪CharMex -iwnl- | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Deimos | 56% | 80 |
| #3 | Joonthom | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | zwizu. | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | ✪CharMex -iwnl- | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | 7 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | Joonthom | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Deimos | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | zwizu. | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ✪CharMex -iwnl- | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonthom | 389 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Deimos | 366 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | EetMeSok | 64 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪CharMex -iwnl- | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | zwizu. | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | +7.01 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | Deimos | +2.12 | 89 | 67 |
| #3 | ✪CharMex -iwnl- | +1.35 | 80 | 44 |
| #4 | Joonthom | +1.06 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | zwizu. | +0.12 | 79 | 28 |





