








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3832 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4057 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2705 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,802 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 597 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Twice | 58% | 31 |
| #6 | Embrace | 57% | 135 |
| #7 | ThaUnreal | 56% | 27 |
| #8 | silver aim stefan | 54% | 35 |
| #9 | Badmeester Joris | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | 20 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Embrace | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | silver aim stefan | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | r0ggeL- | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Extinse | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | 681 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | Embrace | 391 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | silver aim stefan | 138 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Badmeester Joris | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Twice | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | +3.12 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | PoMo | +3.10 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | r0ggeL- | +0.99 | 77 | 39 |
| #4 | Embrace | +0.87 | 93 | 62 |
| #5 | Extinse | +0.26 | 79 | 40 |





