








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3039 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2680 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2040 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3588 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2292 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,706,938 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBC | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 58% | 62 |
| #3 | IxEuphoricxI | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | Carbon | 51% | 100 |
| #5 | ChikkenFukker | 49% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | IxEuphoricxI | 54% | 71 |
| #4 | Carbon | 51% | 100 |
| #5 | ChikkenFukker | 49% | 149 |
| #6 | wobblyocean | 44% | 34 |
| #7 | hoonigan0311x | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChikkenFukker | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Carbon | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | IxEuphoricxI | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carbon | 273 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 246 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | IxEuphoricxI | 116 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | ChikkenFukker | 113 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | wobblyocean | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KorAmerican // [tC] | +1.79 | 59 | 73 |
| #2 | IxEuphoricxI | +1.78 | 54 | 69 |
| #3 | BBC | +0.88 | 50 | 61 |
| #4 | Eggsellent | +0.49 | 44 | 57 |
| #5 | Carbon | -0.59 | 31 | 54 |





