








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1489 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1829 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1616 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 836 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $609,991 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChikkenFukker | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | IxEuphoricxI | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 46% | 67 |
| #4 | Carbon | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Eggsellent | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChikkenFukker | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | IxEuphoricxI | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 46% | 67 |
| #4 | Carbon | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Eggsellent | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Carbon | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KorAmerican // [tC] | 140 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Eggsellent | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | IxEuphoricxI | 25 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Carbon | 20 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | ChikkenFukker | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KorAmerican // [tC] | +1.14 | 52 | 69 |
| #2 | IxEuphoricxI | +0.78 | 42 | 62 |
| #3 | Eggsellent | -0.20 | 44 | 55 |
| #4 | wobblyocean | -0.81 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | Carbon | -1.16 | 26 | 57 |





