








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 928 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1469 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 803 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1195 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,573 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | redCOMET | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | To55boy Superior | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | h3XPr00f | 49% | 41 |
| #4 | Enemies’ Dad | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | sharkml | 46% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharkml | 541 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | 360 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Byron_F | 154 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | kuang3141 | 144 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | JCCZ | 130 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | To55boy Superior | +3.42 | 92 | 29 |
| #2 | yzbbdxqz | +2.69 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | sharkml | +2.62 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | h3XPr00f | +2.36 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | redCOMET | +1.46 | 80 | 64 |





