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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1217 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1361 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 675 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 940 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $675,984 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tills | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | axeera | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | duck | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 58% | 45 |
| #5 | R3d4 | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | R3d4 | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | aero | 56% | 82 |
| #7 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | 56% | 25 |
| #8 | wyan | 40% | 25 |
| #9 | Noggenfogger | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | wyan | 4 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Tills | 3 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | aero | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aero | 304 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | R3d4 | 148 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #3 | wyan | 91 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 87 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | 86 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | +2.90 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | axeera | +1.52 | 83 | 45 |
| #3 | duck | +1.38 | 54 | 63 |
| #4 | wyan | +1.14 | 86 | 74 |
| #5 | yyyyyyyyyyyyyy | +1.12 | 82 | 42 |





