








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2741 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2964 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2635 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2855 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $644,284 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | R3d4 | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | wyan | 58% | 67 |
| #4 | SHINNERS13 | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | Special-K | 56% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 18 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | wyan | 13 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Noggenfogger | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | SHINNERS13 | 6 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | aero | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noggenfogger | 591 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 289 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | wyan | 272 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | Boomservice | 224 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | R3d4 | 205 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | +2.49 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | wyan | +1.99 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | DingBuddy | +1.71 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | SHINNERS13 | +1.31 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | Tills | +1.13 | 82 | 63 |





