








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,031 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7991 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6361 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4865 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5814 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,223 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Crow | 48% | 164 |
| #6 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 47% | 105 |
| #7 | Ludde | 46% | 61 |
| #8 | Bergheim | 43% | 74 |
| #9 | bad aim | 36% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 147 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | Crow | 51 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | PAP1 | 23 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Bergheim | 14 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 13 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 1041 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | PAP1 | 446 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | Crow | 341 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | b0lL1s^ | 302 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 299 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | +3.65 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | AsiliC | +2.46 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | +0.82 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | PAP1 | -0.02 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | Crow | -0.33 | 48 | 58 |





