








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




120 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3140 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3182 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2781 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3373 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,562,919 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAP1 | 53% | 98 |
| #2 | b0lL1s^ | 50% | 38 |
| #3 | Hasbulla | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | AsiliC | 48% | 164 |
| #5 | Ludde | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 65 | 0.0184 |
| #2 | AsiliC | 30 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | bad aim | 19 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | PAP1 | 19 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 9 | 0.0141 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsiliC | 627 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 526 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | PAP1 | 322 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | b0lL1s^ | 133 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 123 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | +4.14 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | +3.44 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | AsiliC | +2.72 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | Crow | +0.62 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Hasbulla | +0.57 | 77 | 34 |





