








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1159 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1139 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1322 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1289 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $482,622 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 48% | 159 |
| #3 | b0lL1s^ | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | PAP1 | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | AsiliC | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | PAP1 | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | AsiliC | 43% | 74 |
| #6 | Ludde | 32% | 25 |
| #7 | Crow | 29% | 24 |
| #8 | bad aim | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 45 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | AsiliC | 14 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Crow | 8 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | Ludde | 6 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 410 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | AsiliC | 318 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | PAP1 | 164 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | 132 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | b0lL1s^ | 87 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | +2.89 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | +1.09 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | AsiliC | +0.95 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | PAP1 | -0.01 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Bergheim | -1.26 | 73 | 45 |





