








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3249 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2575 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2631 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2054 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,512 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | b0lL1s^ | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 53% | 163 |
| #3 | Bergheim | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | bad aim | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | AsiliC | 47% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bergheim | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | bad aim | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | AsiliC | 47% | 105 |
| #6 | PAP1 | 45% | 56 |
| #7 | Crow | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 45 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | AsiliC | 16 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Crow | 14 | 0.0223 |
| #4 | bad aim | 11 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | PAP1 | 7 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsiliC | 457 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | 443 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | PAP1 | 179 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | b0lL1s^ | 112 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bergheim | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Supzy ❤ | +2.48 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | ✪ Unknown ❤ | +2.10 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | AsiliC | +0.71 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | Crow | +0.17 | 41 | 52 |
| #5 | PAP1 | -0.27 | 71 | 63 |





