








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 318 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3694 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4398 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2346 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3331 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,208,459 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sundis | 73% | 41 |
| #2 | Krzyz | 73% | 33 |
| #3 | CompleX | 72% | 94 |
| #4 | DodFather | 67% | 94 |
| #5 | BeastLeor | 67% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Dynasty | 62% | 47 |
| #13 | drewpie | 61% | 111 |
| #14 | AmyF1sh | 50% | 26 |
| #15 | nuclear | 48% | 23 |
| #16 | Electro | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0ken | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Mantissa | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | AmyF1sh | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | nuclear | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Incipiens | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantissa | 518 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | Br0ken | 512 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Marluxia | 385 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | CompleX | 155 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | ryAn | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krzyz | +4.19 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Sundis | +3.84 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Marluxia | +3.14 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | Incipiens | +2.81 | 58 | 68 |
| #5 | Dynasty | +1.76 | 77 | 62 |





