








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 189 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 300 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1082 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1317 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1032 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,472,101 of utility $263 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marluxia | 71% | 65 |
| #2 | CompleX | 69% | 51 |
| #3 | Sundis | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Br0ken | 62% | 118 |
| #5 | Biotic | 61% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | BeastLeor | 56% | 16 |
| #11 | Dynasty | 56% | 27 |
| #12 | skeewox | 53% | 17 |
| #13 | ryAn | 52% | 58 |
| #14 | Mantissa | 49% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biotic | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Mantissa | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Sundis | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Br0ken | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | skeewox | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0ken | 385 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Mantissa | 378 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Biotic | 357 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | Marluxia | 246 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | ryAn | 142 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marluxia | +3.81 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Incipiens | +3.42 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | Sundis | +2.48 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | skeewox | +2.11 | 68 | 39 |
| #5 | Mantissa | +1.59 | 63 | 80 |





